Archive for January, 2011

Baby Judgment Test

Friday, January 7th, 2011

Are babies good at distinguishing what is or isn’t appropriate for babies? Let’s find out…

Karl Lagerfeld

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

So there I was, at a dinner party when this older guy comes up to me and says, “May I take your picture? I am Karl Lagerfeld.” I shrug. Later on, I tire a bit from the party so I find a nice open convertible sports car to take a nap in.

Moments later, the old guy is jostling me, annoyed that I’m taking a nap in his car. I start to apologize but then he says, “Do you like to go fast?” I shrug and suddenly we’re tearing down a steep mountain road, engine redlining. Nervously, I glance over to see Karl Lagerfeld unbuckle his seat belt and start to open his door. Is he suicidal?! Is he trying to kill me?!

I only have moments to act and I leap out to grab the steering wheel but I realize it’s too late as we’re just about to slam into —

Then I wake up, heart racing, in a cold sweat, and it’s only then that it hits me … I have no idea who Karl Lagerfeld is.

New Cell Phone

Monday, January 3rd, 2011

Happy New Year!

Also, I got a new cell phone. This thing is so advanced, it can take pictures of itself! (Well, with the aid of a mirror.) Also, it has bluetooth!

Also, is it just me or is it nearly impossible to find a simple ringtone? I don’t want the ubiquitous Nokia tune and I don’t need a full movie soundtrack. I just want a simple riiiiinnng riiiinnnggg. I couldn’t find anything so I finally just recorded something on my flute. Feel free to use it.