Potty Training Journal: Day 6

The subject seemed resistant to all at reconditioning. Removal of spongiform undergarments had initially resulted in phlegmatic micturation in full attire or on the floor despite any cajoling, pleading, or gummy bears.

Eventually, urination was predominantly controlled but bowel movements proved to be more challenging. The results … were not pretty.

However, today, through constant vigilance and persistant application of buttocks to portable toilet device, we achieved a breakthrough: boom boom in the potty. There is light at the end of the tunnel.